Eddie Murphy once said that divorce is the worst thing that can happen to a dude.
Because she will want HALF of everything you have.
At least this is what he said on a stand up comedy show. He is probably an expert for this.
This is what exactly happened to a dude who decided to divorce his (now ex) wife.
She probably found a legal way to take half of everything (they) own. He decided to make her last wish come true.
The ex-wife probably didn’t want him to take this literally, but it’s too late now.
He gave her HALF of everything.
This is very funny and sad at the same time.