Derek Jenkins
Eddie Murphy once said that divorce is the worst thing that can happen to a dude.
Why?
Because she will want HALF of everything you have.
At least this is what he said on a stand up comedy show. He is probably an expert for this.
This is what exactly happened to a dude who decided to divorce his (now ex) wife.
She probably found a legal way to take half of everything (they) own. He decided to make her last wish come true.
The ex-wife probably didn’t want him to take this literally, but it’s too late now.
He gave her HALF of everything.
This is very funny and sad at the same time.
Germans…
