We all hate waking up in the morning. Period!
This is the biggest struggle we could ever have. Waking up in the morning feels like having the biggest fight with yourself.
I hate my life every morning when my alarm goes off like there is no tomorrow.
Have you ever felt like throwing your alarm clock or phone directly through your window? Yeah, me too.
I always say that I will go to sleep earlier so i can feel fresh and cheerful the next morning. And that never happened.
Anyway, only people who hate waking up early in the morning will understand these struggles.
1. Double- and triple-check the alarm on your phone before going to bed
2. Set a few alarms, just to be safe.
3. This trains you to wake up and then immediately fall back to sleep without ever really being conscious
4. Turn the volume way up of the alarm because surely something that loud will bother you enough to get out of bed
5. Well, it doesn’t because the sleep between those alarms is the best sleep in the world
6. And even if you only have two minutes left before you need to wake up, you have plenty of time for another round!
7. You’ve earned these two minutes of sleep and it would be wasteful not to use them
8. Later, you’ll realize that you should have probably gotten up about 15 minutes ago because now you are more tired than ever before!
9. This leads to the ultimate question: Do you wake up now or take the day off and sleep?
10. So you decide to do a test run to see just how sleepy you really are. If you’re still paralyzingly tired after 10 more minutes, you’re calling in sick
11. Then you feel guilty because you’re not really sick, so you turn off all of your alarms in order to sleep, but you’ll wake up
12. Before you get out of bed you have to pick what you’re going to wear (with your eyes closed) because you’re all about saving time.
13. This is not easy just because you your brain’s not working yet
14. So you just stare at your closet, imagining the potential outfits
15. And despite hating yourself all morning for doing this all over again you know you’ll do it again tomorrow because there’s nothing like that post snooze nap
Oh…