Derek Jenkins
Parents are the best advisors kids can dream about having. They are capable of doing everything in order to keep their kids safe.
Their biggest challenge is to get them on the right track of life and help them achieve something.
Even when they are caught lying about something, they are still perfect and wish you well.
You know that famous old quote: If you want someone to believe you, start your sentence with “My father once told me…”
They are experts when they want to lie about something, but they are now caught!
These are the most common lies every parent told his/her kids.
1. Everything happens for a reason
2. Going out with wet hair will give you a cold
3. Cheaters never win
4. Sitting close to the TV will make you go blind
5. Coffee stunts your growth
6. If you cross your eyes too much, they’ll stay like that
7. Good things come to those who wait
8. If you are nice to others, they’ll be nice to you.
9. Eating carrots will help you see better.
10. You need to learn cursive so you can write like an adult
11. Everyone’s a winner!
12. Sticks and stones will break your bones, but words will never hurt you
13. If someone is mean, that just means they like you
14. Enjoy high school; it’s the best years of your life
15. Going to college is an automatic golden ticket to success
Sorry parents!
